Turns out the 1st cut wasn’t the deepest

“This time ’round was less gondola by moonlight in Venice and more rubber duck with a puncture tossing about on a choppy sea with a peckish great white circling below…”
Read More...One little person, a lot to learn.
“This time ’round was less gondola by moonlight in Venice and more rubber duck with a puncture tossing about on a choppy sea with a peckish great white circling below…”
Read More...… Looking at her you really wouldn’t think she’d been through anything outside of toddler everyday’ness… there’s no bandages, no patches, no bruising or scabbing or nasty pussy stuff that one would think would accompany having ones ocular muscles snipped and stitched and fiddled with for 90 minutes under general aneasthetic.
Read More...How do I feel about it? About as enthusiastic as a newly minted Michelin-star chef feels about a week-old garage pie.
Read More...“… viva la second opinion, viva!”
Read More...“It’s all about tone. There’s the well-meaning, Fashion Police loving “Aaah, did you see her sunglasses?” then there’s the “Ugh, did you see her sunglasses?” variety…”
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