Turns out the 1st cut wasn’t the deepest

“This time ’round was less gondola by moonlight in Venice and more rubber duck with a puncture tossing about on a choppy sea with a peckish great white circling below…”
Read More...One little person, a lot to learn.
“This time ’round was less gondola by moonlight in Venice and more rubber duck with a puncture tossing about on a choppy sea with a peckish great white circling below…”
Read More...“What was that I said in a previous post about us not counting our post-op chickens? Well, there’s a second surgery on the cards for Little…”
Read More...… Looking at her you really wouldn’t think she’d been through anything outside of toddler everyday’ness… there’s no bandages, no patches, no bruising or scabbing or nasty pussy stuff that one would think would accompany having ones ocular muscles snipped and stitched and fiddled with for 90 minutes under general aneasthetic.
Read More...How do I feel about it? About as enthusiastic as a newly minted Michelin-star chef feels about a week-old garage pie.
Read More...“… viva la second opinion, viva!”
Read More...“Yesterday we did one of those things you should always do, like wear sunblock and Uber after the Christmas party…”
Read More...“No, not the kind that would warrant a biglenses hashtag. The kind that one fills with ‘grape juice for grown ups’ and olives skewered on sticks…”
Read More...“As much as we didn’t want him to have to go through surgery, we knew it was the right thing to do…”
Read More...“…about as easily as you keep tap shoes on a tarantula with restless leg syndrome.”
Read More...“Tipsy tractors, the Olsen twins puppies and some dinosaurs clearly on LSD…”
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